As we all know, Hobbits like to celebrate every single thing you could imagine: eleventy-first birthdays, exceptionally good second breakfasts and all other things that could be used as an excuse for more food and excessive celebrations. Unfortunately, most people outside of Hobbiton are not exactly what we call party people. As such, you need to protect your party against said buzzkills!

The best way to do this is by using the Wooden Sign “Party Business”. This sturdy sign is modelled after a famous sign from a fantasy movie about Hobbits and states “No Admittance – Except on Party Business”. It also features two holes, which allow you to mount the sign onto walls, gates or the door of your Hobbit hole with two screws, nails (not included) or some double-sided tape. For prolonged outdoor use, we recommend protecting the wood with a suitable varnish.

Unfortunately, we have to inform you that wizards and dwarves appear to be impervious to the sign’s powers…