Uargh-ahrrr... groan... scuffle... smack...

We hope for your sake that it's just the slow zombies who are invading your bed!

Then maybe you'll have a chance to escape. For the fast zombies, be aware of rule #1: Cardio. Only the fit have a chance to escape...

On the other hand, it's just so cosy in your bed. Too warm and much too early to get up. Even if the cute neighbour wants to visit... After all, this could backfire, so better remember rule #5: No attachments. Loners always survive the longest during a zombie apocalypse. That's even truer when the cute neighbour turns into a slobbering zombie. Which leads us to maybe most important rule of all, rule #2: Double tap.

Scratch...gurgle...urrrrgh...

OK, it's too late... only rule #34: camouflage can help you now! The best way to hide is to hop into bed with this eerie but beautiful linen. Between undeads without legs and blood stains, you're going to sleep soooo deep that people will think you are really a zombie too!

There's one thing this bed linen doesn't have in common with zombies: it likes to be washed. Machine washable at 30°C to get it to smell like a spring-fresh morning. :)

There's just one thing left to say: rule #32: Enjoy the little things. If you want to share them - or if you're afraid to sleep alone: the set is also available as twin set.